Exploding Unicorn: View From Somewhere Else [Update]

Exploding Unicorn: View From Somewhere Else [Update]: "This is the point where I should plead for readers to treat reporters decently, but I haven't helped anybody with my articles in the past 12 months and it seems kind of misguided to try to start now. Writing, like any drug, is best enjoyed when done recreationally. I’ll continue to update my Web site, but I don’t have any plans to write professionally in the future. It’s time for me to grow up and focus on a more traditional career path, like professional kickboxing."